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"If you obsess over whether you are making the right decision, you are basically assuming that the universe will reward you for one thing and punish you for another.” Deepak Chopra
People give up their power by thinking they don't have any.
Reality lies somewhere between think and feel
DEAR BLACK FRIDAY...WE ALL HAVE BIG TVs NOW, PUT THEM GROCERIES ON SALE.
Wazzzzzzuuuup!! How yall been! Hope yall are well! :)
SOME PEOPLE JUST SUCK THE NICE OUT OF YOU.
Holiday tip for y'all: If you bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner, you will save a ton of money on Christmas presents. Follow my dumbass for more stupid s**t.
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE WHO STAY TO FEED THE SOIL AND THOSE WHO COME TO GRAB THE FRUIT.
Don't multiply if you can't add it up correctly ~
When I look in the mirror and see gray hair, tiny wrinkles and dimming eyes, I think, "They sure don't make mirrors like the used to."
Someone once asked me, "What's the 9th letter of the Alphabet?" It was a complete guess, but I was right.
You cannot swim for new horizons until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
Some of us fryin' bacon Some of us bakin' fries But some MFers out here fryin' fries While some are bakin' bacon Look, the point is: Bacon.
Isn't a skeptic from the Greek skepsis - to inquire - someone who questions, who doesn't blindly accept overused language as fact? A person who merely refuses to learn what can be known is not a skeptic, but rather an ignoramus; a person who raises questions but does not seek their answers is not a skeptic, but a bullshitter.
I choose my underwear for the day based on how likely I am to have sex. Today I'm wearing a plastic grocery sack I found floating across the highway.
Bigfoot saw me yesterday, but nobody believes him.
I want to be a millionaire just like my dad. He always wanted to be a millionaire too...
I'M SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP, I SHUT UP AND SUBTITLES COME OUT ON MY FACE.
yesterday my brother asked me: have you seen the dog bowl? i responded: i never knew that he did!
My cousin, a magician, decided to incorporate trap doors in his shows. I think it's just a stage he's going through.
Just for the record, stalking my Bolds won't truly tell you anything about me. I could Bold "I'm so done!"and be talking about how that misanthrope at Taco Bell didn't give me any Fire sauce like I asked for.
Ever notice those who think they know better than most-usually endin up lookin like a fool in front of many.
Happy Thanksgiving!
if you see someone who is too tired to smile, leave one of yours - there is no one who needs a smile more than one who has none to give
Ever notice those who think they know better than most-usually endin up lookin like a fool in front of many.
Wazzzzzzuuuup!! How yall been! Hope yall are well! :)
I just found out that I'm part of the problem, but it feels really good to be a part of something.
Someone once asked me, "What's the 9th letter of the Alphabet?" It was a complete guess, but I was right.
Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Happy Thanksgiving!
All communication is sex.
I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING FROM AMAZON YESTERDAY...SO THE UPS GUY KNOCKED ON MY DOOR TO SEE AM I OKAY!!
The doctor said to me this morning, "I'd like to talk to you about your weight." I said, "Well, it was about 25 Minutes, but at least the chairs were comfy!".
Some of us fryin' bacon Some of us bakin' fries But some MFers out here fryin' fries While some are bakin' bacon Look, the point is: Bacon.
Holiday tip for y'all: If you bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner, you will save a ton of money on Christmas presents. Follow my dumbass for more stupid s**t.
yesterday my brother asked me: have you seen the dog bowl? i responded: i never knew that he did!
When I look in the mirror and see gray hair, tiny wrinkles and dimming eyes, I think, "They sure don't make mirrors like the used to."
I want to be a millionaire just like my dad. He always wanted to be a millionaire too...
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE WHO STAY TO FEED THE SOIL AND THOSE WHO COME TO GRAB THE FRUIT.
DEAR BLACK FRIDAY...WE ALL HAVE BIG TVs NOW, PUT THEM GROCERIES ON SALE.
SOME PEOPLE JUST SUCK THE NICE OUT OF YOU.
I SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED MY DREAMS AND BECOME AN ASSASSIN
"OKAY WRATH,SLOTH, GLUTTONY ENVY, LUST, PRIDE, AND...WHAT WAS THE OTHER ONE AGAIN?"
THROUGH THE LONG GRASS PASS THE TALL TREES , THERE'S A CABIN NESTLING IN THE PINES... SO IF YOU'RE PASSING CLOSE BY, COME AND JOIN US JOIN OUR COMPANY.
HIM: ARE YOU SLEEPING? HER: NO, I JUST CLOSED MY EYES AND I TRAVEL FAR AWAY.... HIM: BUT YOU SNORE... HER: I TRAVEL BY TRACTOR...
Staerke erwaechst aus stille. Hoere in dich hinein.
incidentally, i don't think it's right to play 'last christmas' in a retirement home.
und plötzlich, aus dem Nichts tauchst Du auf, trampelst in meinem Kopf herum und verursachst Chaos, wo vorher endlich Ruhe herrschte.. ach, wem will ich was vormachen, Ruhe herrscht da nie :)
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
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